husband and wife

A husband and his wife are sitting down enjoying a good old cup of tea,watching the six o’clock news when suddenly the phone rings……husband stands up and answers the phone…..husband says to the caller,sorry mate i think u have got the wrong number,try the weather people……..and he sits down…..wife asks husband,`who was that roger darling?husband replies,i don’t know sweetheart,just another idiot……..he wanted to know if the coast was clear…….. 😀