A husband and his wife are sitting down enjoying a good old cup of tea,watching the six o'clock news when suddenly the phone rings......husband stands up and answers the phone.....husband says to the caller,sorry mate i think u have got the wrong number,try the weather people........and he sits down.....wife asks husband,`who was that roger darling?husband replies,i don't know sweetheart,just another idiot........he wanted to know if the coast was clear........ :D