Government Employee

A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he dusted it off, a genie appeared and granted him three wishes.

“I’d love an ice-cold drink right now,” he told the genie.

Poof! A drink appeared.

Next, the man said, “I wish to be on an island"

Poof! He was on an island "

“Oh, man this is the life,” the guy thought. “I wish I never had to work again.”

And poof! He was back at his desk in the government office!