Stockbroker's creed: A man is a client until proven broke.
Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighborhood without moving.
If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. ;)
"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."
There are two types of economists:
- those who cannot forecast interest rates, and
- those who do not know that they cannot forecast interest rates.
HR Manager to job candidate: "I see you've had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're under-qualified for our entry level positions.
A man, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds. "Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?"
"No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone."
Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighborhood without moving.
If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. ;)
"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."
There are two types of economists:
- those who cannot forecast interest rates, and
- those who do not know that they cannot forecast interest rates.
HR Manager to job candidate: "I see you've had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're under-qualified for our entry level positions.
A man, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds. "Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?"
"No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone."