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    A patient was at her doctor’s office after undergoing a complete physical exam.
    The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live."

    The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?"

    The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant."

    "Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient.

    "No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."

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