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SIGNS YOU’RE SUFFERING FROM SEMESTER BURNOUT

Forums › Accounting jokes forums › SIGNS YOU’RE SUFFERING FROM SEMESTER BURNOUT

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  • May 6, 2009 at 4:29 am #28396
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    * You’re so tired, that you now answer the phone, "Hell" instead of Hello.
    * When your parents inquire about your grades, you sing the Cookie Monster song: "C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me…"
    * You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don’t care.
    * Just to take a break from studying, you actually exit your dormitory when the nightly fire alarm goes off.
    * You sleep more in class than at home.
    * You leave for a party and instinctively bring your bookbag.
    * Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
    * You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now!
    * The McDonald’s people know you by name and know your order from your late night study breaks.
    * You have spent more time figuring out that you only need a 54% on the final to pass than the time you have actually spent studying.
    * When you start showering after class rather than before.
    * The test papers are no longer worthy of the fridge door.
    * When your absence exceeds your attendance.
    * When your study schedule is based on the rationale that you "might" actually die before the exam!

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