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joke about KPMG employee

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    One politician, One thief & One KPMG employee died & went straight to hell.
    Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see howeverybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes, andthen she asked "Well, devil how much I need to pay for the call????The devil says "Five million dollars".The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.Thief was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the mygroup members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked "Well,devil, how much do I need to pay for the call????The devil says "Ten million dollars".With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back onhis chair.KPMG employee was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to callmy office friends, managers and partners ",He called other KPMG employees and he talked for twenty hours about hisAudit files and jobs what are the new clients, he talked & talked & talked, thenhe asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????The devil says "Twenty dollars".KPMG employer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only??" Devil says:- Calling from Hell to Hell is considered Local Call

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