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Difference between work and prison

Forums › Accounting jokes forums › Difference between work and prison

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  • July 3, 2009 at 3:36 am #26652
    ramsha
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    IN PRISON
    You spend the majority of
    your time in an 8?X10? cell.

    AT WORK
    You spend most of your
    time in a 6?X8? cubic..

    IN PRISON
    You get three meals a day (free).

    AT WORK
    You only get a break for one meal and
    probably have to pay for it yourself .

    IN PRISON
    You get time off for good behavior.

    AT WORK
    You get rewarded for good
    behavior with more WORK.

    IN PRISON
    A guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..

    AT WORK
    You must carry around a security card
    and unlock open all the doors yourself.

    IN PRISON
    You can watch TV and play games.

    AT WORK
    you get fired for watching TV and
    playing games. Or u won’t get a chance.

    IN PRISON
    They allow your family and
    friends to visit.

    AT WORK
    You can not even speak
    to your family and friends.

    IN PRISON
    All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

    AT WORK
    You get to pay all the expenses to go to work
    and then they deduct taxes
    from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

    Hmm?

    So what are you waiting for..

    Kill your Manager 😈

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