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Bad luck

Forums › Accounting jokes forums › Bad luck

  • This topic has 5 replies, 6 voices, and was last updated 11 years ago by iansamu.
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  • November 24, 2009 at 5:55 am #36921
    ramsha
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    A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"

    "What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

    "I think you’re bad luck." 😈

    June 25, 2012 at 9:19 am #57678
    Anonymous
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    nice one

    January 18, 2013 at 7:51 pm #113887
    atuh
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    very funny

    February 22, 2013 at 10:00 am #118492
    Anonymous
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    bad man)))

    March 7, 2013 at 7:40 am #119435
    mkamranrajj58
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    Elders says A dying man cant lie so he must be Very Realistic.
    but i being very generous can offer my support to her if she could only make me his Next to Kin.

    June 13, 2013 at 8:30 pm #132080
    iansamu
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    dwl i felt it for her but very funny

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