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3 psychiatrists

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  • January 11, 2010 at 8:14 am #39858
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    Attending a convention, 3 psychiatrists take a walk. "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears," one says, "but we have no one to go to with our problems. Since we’re all professionals, why don’t we hear each other out right-now?"

    They agree that this is a good idea. The first psychiatrist confesses, "I’m a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I overbill patients as often as I can."

    The second admits, "I have a drug problem that’s out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me."

    The third psychiatrist says, "I know it’s wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can’t keep a secret." 😮

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