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- March 31, 2011 at 8:16 pm #47945
There once was a business owner who was interviewing people for a division manager position. He decided to select the individual that could answer the question “how much is 2+2=?”
The engineer pulled out his slide rule and shuffled it back and forth, and finally announced, “It lies between 3.98 and 4.02”.
The mathematician said, “In two hours I can demonstrate it equals 4 with the following short proof.”
The physicist declared, “It’s in the magnitude of 1×101.”
The logician paused for a long while and then said, “This problem is solvable.”
The social worker said, “I don’t know the answer, but I a glad that we discussed this important question.
The attorney stated, “In the case of Svenson vs. the State, 2+2 was declared to be 4.”
The trader asked, “Are you buying or selling?”
The accountant looked at the business owner, then got out of his chair, went to see if anyone was listening at the door and pulled the drapes. Then he returned to the business owner, leaned across the desk and said in a low voice, “What would you like it to be?”April 1, 2011 at 11:01 am #80550:D:D
PERFECT ! thanks!March 21, 2012 at 3:28 pm #80551great!
March 24, 2012 at 9:45 pm #80552AnonymousInactive- Topics: 0
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good one!
March 25, 2012 at 7:43 pm #80553AnonymousInactive- Topics: 0
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#hahahhaa
March 27, 2012 at 6:23 am #80554l0l!hahahahh
April 15, 2012 at 8:38 am #80555AnonymousInactive- Topics: 0
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amazing..
May 2, 2012 at 6:13 pm #80556hahahahaa…
June 28, 2012 at 10:49 am #805572+2=5
June 28, 2012 at 3:06 pm #80558love this joke……..
June 29, 2012 at 8:20 am #80559AnonymousInactive- Topics: 0
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thanks
July 1, 2012 at 10:07 am #80560lol! What’re u tryin to say? That an accountant can make $2+$2=$4m?
July 18, 2012 at 8:20 am #80561AnonymousInactive- Topics: 0
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thats a nice one
July 19, 2012 at 1:55 pm #80562AnonymousInactive- Topics: 0
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hahahaha!! thats gud one!
August 13, 2012 at 5:36 pm #80563Perception about accountant !!
January 17, 2013 at 8:02 pm #113828really nice
thanks!January 21, 2013 at 1:00 pm #114132have you copy pasted my posted joke?……..lol//
March 28, 2013 at 5:39 pm #120916Lol!!!! creative accounting Issues that was a gud one.
May 23, 2013 at 5:20 am #126800yeah.. i love to be an accountant..
you can lie with legally.
LOLMay 26, 2013 at 2:13 am #127191AnonymousInactive- Topics: 0
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thats was a good one,,,ahahahahaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
May 26, 2013 at 2:47 pm #127226lol…is a good one !why do we study all this Ethics and Coprorate Governnace …at the end …..2+2 can equal anything he he he !
May 27, 2013 at 3:55 pm #127349this joke ease exam stress i like it
June 15, 2013 at 2:36 pm #132328is equal to 4
June 17, 2013 at 2:48 pm #132571That’s crazy…… And true
April 14, 2018 at 6:45 am #446621nice
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