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2+2= ?

Forums › Accounting jokes forums › 2+2= ?

  • This topic has 31 replies, 2 voices, and was last updated 1 year ago by Anonymous.
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  • March 31, 2011 at 8:16 pm #47945
    mrfaizankhan
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    There once was a business owner who was interviewing people for a division manager position. He decided to select the individual that could answer the question “how much is 2+2=?”
    The engineer pulled out his slide rule and shuffled it back and forth, and finally announced, “It lies between 3.98 and 4.02”.
    The mathematician said, “In two hours I can demonstrate it equals 4 with the following short proof.”
    The physicist declared, “It’s in the magnitude of 1×101.”
    The logician paused for a long while and then said, “This problem is solvable.”
    The social worker said, “I don’t know the answer, but I a glad that we discussed this important question.
    The attorney stated, “In the case of Svenson vs. the State, 2+2 was declared to be 4.”
    The trader asked, “Are you buying or selling?”
    The accountant looked at the business owner, then got out of his chair, went to see if anyone was listening at the door and pulled the drapes. Then he returned to the business owner, leaned across the desk and said in a low voice, “What would you like it to be?”

    April 1, 2011 at 11:01 am #80550
    ansi
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    :D:D
    PERFECT ! thanks!

    March 21, 2012 at 3:28 pm #80551
    gabriel
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    great!

    March 24, 2012 at 9:45 pm #80552
    Anonymous
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    good one!

    March 25, 2012 at 7:43 pm #80553
    Anonymous
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    #hahahhaa

    March 27, 2012 at 6:23 am #80554
    tajrinjahan
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    l0l!hahahahh

    April 15, 2012 at 8:38 am #80555
    Anonymous
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    amazing..

    May 2, 2012 at 6:13 pm #80556
    jazibali
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    hahahahaa…

    June 28, 2012 at 10:49 am #80557
    soyenka
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    2+2=5

    June 28, 2012 at 3:06 pm #80558
    bluanne
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    love this joke……..

    June 29, 2012 at 8:20 am #80559
    Anonymous
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    thanks

    July 1, 2012 at 10:07 am #80560
    chicazeez
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    lol! What’re u tryin to say? That an accountant can make $2+$2=$4m?

    July 18, 2012 at 8:20 am #80561
    Anonymous
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    thats a nice one

    July 19, 2012 at 1:55 pm #80562
    Anonymous
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    hahahaha!! thats gud one!

    August 13, 2012 at 5:36 pm #80563
    safiwu
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    Perception about accountant !!

    January 17, 2013 at 8:02 pm #113828
    el0077
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    really nice
    thanks!

    January 21, 2013 at 1:00 pm #114132
    m1n2b3v
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    have you copy pasted my posted joke?……..lol//

    March 28, 2013 at 5:39 pm #120916
    tripo3m
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    Lol!!!! creative accounting Issues that was a gud one.

    May 23, 2013 at 5:20 am #126800
    erni.alberto
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    yeah.. i love to be an accountant..
    you can lie with legally.
    LOL

    May 26, 2013 at 2:13 am #127191
    Anonymous
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    thats was a good one,,,ahahahahaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    May 26, 2013 at 2:47 pm #127226
    cristina85
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    lol…is a good one !why do we study all this Ethics and Coprorate Governnace …at the end …..2+2 can equal anything he he he !

    May 27, 2013 at 3:55 pm #127349
    alhassankamara
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    this joke ease exam stress i like it

    June 15, 2013 at 2:36 pm #132328
    rutta
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    is equal to 4

    June 17, 2013 at 2:48 pm #132571
    wellington
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    That’s crazy…… And true

    April 14, 2018 at 6:45 am #446621
    jane21august
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    nice

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