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Stockbroker’s creed: A man is a client until proven broke.

Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighborhood without moving.

If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem. 😉

"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I’ve had ten different jobs in four months."

There are two types of economists:
– those who cannot forecast interest rates, and
– those who do not know that they cannot forecast interest rates.

HR Manager to job candidate: "I see you’ve had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.

A man, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds. "Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?"
"No," replied one of the doctors. "We’re doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone."