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Marketting lessons

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  • July 3, 2009 at 2:25 am #27195
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    Marketting strategies explained!!

    1. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
    and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
    her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her,
    pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and
    then say:”By the way, I’m rich. Will you
    “Marry Me?” – That’s Public Relations… “

    2. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
    up to you and says:”You are very rich!
    “Can you marry ! me?” – That’s Brand Recognition. ..”

    3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you
    a nice hard slap on your face. – “That’s Customer Feedback…”

    4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she
    introduces you to her husband. – “That’s demand and supply gap…”

    5. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and before you say anything, another person come
    and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she
    goes with him – “That’s competition eating into your market share…”

    6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your
    wife arrives. – “That’s restriction for entering new markets…”

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