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Wrong Flowers

Forums › Accounting jokes forums › Wrong Flowers

  • This topic has 3 replies, 4 voices, and was last updated 11 years ago by Avatarhighlyfavoured63.
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  • July 11, 2009 at 9:04 am #31576
    Avatarramsha
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    A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.

    They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,…. “Rest in Peace.”

    The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

    After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied,

    “Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: Somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,… ‘Congratulations on your new location!’” 🙄

    April 16, 2014 at 1:05 pm #165452
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    The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

    September 12, 2014 at 3:13 pm #194790
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    That was a mistaken identity.

    September 15, 2014 at 6:55 pm #195067
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    The business owner should be grateful, apparently he could not keep a business going for too long, so hence, R.I.P says “may you stay there for the rest of
    your business life.”

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