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  • November 24, 2009 at 5:45 am #36913
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    Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?

    Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.

    Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?

    Joseph: The sign said, "SCHOOL AHEAD. GO SLOW!" :mrgreen:

    June 25, 2012 at 9:42 am #57677
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    August 2, 2013 at 10:03 pm #134754
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    WW,THAT IS AMAZING!!HE FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTION CAREFULLY

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