Tickets please!

Five accountants and five HR guys were traveling in a train. The HR guys had one ticket each but the accountants had only ONE! The HR guys thought to themselves, "these accountants must be crazy". As soon as the conductor started to ask for tickets, all five accountants rushed into the toilet. The conductor then asked, "ticket please" and one accountant stuck out his hand to give his ticket. The HR guys watched in amazement how the accountants beat the conductor’s intelligence.

On their way back, the HR guys decided to try out the same trick. While they where trying to decide on the sharing formula for the food set on the table which could only feed five people (remember they are ten people in all) one accountant moved a little distance away and quickly ran towards others telling them that the conductor was coming. Quickly, the HR guys ran into one toilet and the accountant walked towards the toilet and asked, "ticket please!". It was handed to the accountant, unknown to the HR guys, and the accountants joyfully enjoyed the meal.

Morale:You can use the accountant’s tricks but you cannot understand his ways.