TAX

A taxpayer is someone who works for the federal government but who doesn’t have to take a civil service examination.

A fine is a tax for doing something wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing something right.

Where there’s a will, there’s an Inheritance Tax.

The difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple. If you use the short form, the government gets your money. If you use the long form, the tax advisor gets your money.

Why won’t sharks attack tax inspectors? Professional courtesy.

The trouble with the profession of income-tax inspectors is that 90% of its members give the rest a bad name.

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?
Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it