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A patient was at her doctor’s office after undergoing a complete physical exam.
The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live."The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?"
The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant."
"Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient.
"No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."
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