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Secret of Success

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  • This topic has 24 replies, 24 voices, and was last updated 6 months ago by ashepherd.
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  • January 16, 2010 at 8:07 am #40056
    kingnasha
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    An accountant in a big firm had a very strange habit. Every morning he used to open his drawer, look at a paper and then lock the drawer again. The trainees were very curious and thought of his success is hidden on that paper in his drawer. So one day, when the accountant was out, the trainees decided to break the lock, whn they broke the lock & took out the paper, it was written on the paper:
    left is debit and right is credit

    March 12, 2012 at 11:11 pm #58046
    Vipin
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    GOOD JOKE…..

    March 21, 2012 at 12:27 pm #58047
    gabriel
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    interestingly funny!

    i’m incline to belief that we talk less of dr & cr at some point in proffesional life. when are left with strategic thinking.

    March 27, 2012 at 6:25 am #58048
    tajrinjahan
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    hahhaha its actually happening here 😛

    June 14, 2012 at 9:37 am #58049
    laxmidevibhunjun
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    so verryyyy true

    June 20, 2012 at 7:22 pm #58050
    sizwile
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    Rotfl!

    June 25, 2012 at 9:11 am #58051
    tasnoor
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    lol

    June 28, 2012 at 10:03 am #58052
    soyenka
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    thats the secret

    June 29, 2012 at 8:25 am #58053
    emily101
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    good joke,secret

    July 11, 2012 at 8:40 am #58054
    Akira
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    wohooooooo…THAT’S FUNNY :p

    July 19, 2012 at 1:52 pm #58055
    vlaw
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    thats gud one!!

    November 3, 2012 at 5:01 am #58056
    manonaseriousmission
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    LOLzzz… those colleagues of his have definitely not taken the ETHICS module… Respectable accountants breaking into their mate’s locker haha

    May 23, 2013 at 5:37 am #126802
    erni.alberto
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    my friend asked me

    why debit is in while credit is out?

    because debit on left side and credit on right side

    (if thinking logically , our right hand to take while left to give)

    i really don’t have the answer

    then i said to her

    “WHY NOT YOU ASK THE QUESTION TO THE FATHER OF ACCOUNT AND ASK HIM WHY?”

    P/S: sometimes, we have to accept the thing without to think of why. SIMPLE.

    June 17, 2013 at 3:01 pm #132573
    angelamyangel
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    That secret in the drawers is a necessary one indeed.

    when i first did my CAT paper B, ACCA taught me something i will never forget.

    thats is DRIVE ON THE LEFT AND CRASH N THE RIGHT…….this applies to those who drive on the left lane.

    October 3, 2014 at 3:57 pm #203413
    Ngoma
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    Great one

    December 12, 2014 at 11:01 am #220316
    angele1
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    Lol 🙂

    January 29, 2015 at 11:34 pm #224329
    tuntunlaos
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    haha real accountant. Real Professional!

    April 23, 2016 at 2:40 pm #312368
    kelly
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    Hihihiihi. .principle of double entry. lolzzz

    July 4, 2016 at 8:35 pm #324704
    cardine
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    @kingnasha said:
    An accountant in a big firm had a very strange habit. Every morning he used to open his drawer, look at a paper and then lock the drawer again. The trainees were very curious and thought of his success is hidden on that paper in his drawer. So one day, when the accountant was out, the trainees decided to break the lock, whn they broke the lock & took out the paper, it was written on the paper:<br /><span style=”font-weight: bold”>left is debit and right is credit</span>

    Thank you very much; I’m in a depressive moode – not working for ALMOST eighty months and decided to view the joke – It’s the best. Pure laughter and I’ll assume that this accountant is helping is sorbornates to identifies errors or accounts to be investigated from the trail balance. It is FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

    August 25, 2016 at 3:25 pm #335164
    mike009
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    hahahahahahah!!! That’s a good joke..

    July 22, 2017 at 9:59 pm #398155
    eastjames
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    I was told….. relate most entries back to the cashbook via CID and COC (????) ….. (cash in debit) and (cash out credit) then the other side of your double entry will be correct. Stuck with me for years.

    May 14, 2018 at 10:11 am #451842
    carlm21
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    good one

    May 14, 2018 at 10:11 am #451843
    carlm21
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    nicee

    October 14, 2019 at 1:07 pm #549443
    l_ACCA
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    LOL!!!

    August 26, 2020 at 10:33 am #582069
    ashepherd
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    great mystery

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