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Riddles of Alphabet

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    Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
    A: B. (bee)

    Q: What letter is a part of the head?
    A: I. (eye)

    Q: What letter is a drink?
    A: T. (tea)

    Q: What letter is a body of water?
    A: C. (sea)

    Q: What letter is a pronoun like "you"?
    A: The letter " I "

    Q: What letter is a vegetable?
    A: P. (pea)

    Q: What letter is an exclamation?
    A: O. (oh!)

    Q: What letter is a European bird?
    A: J. (Jay)

    Q: What letter is looking for causes ?
    A: Y. (why)

    Q: What four letters frighten a thief?
    A: O.I.C.U. (Oh I see you!)

    Q: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a
    thousand years?
    A: The letter "m".

    Q: Why is the letter "T" like an island ?
    A: Because it is in the middle of waTer.

    Q: In what way can the letter "A" help a deaf lady?
    A: It can make "her" "hear.

    Q: Which is the loudest vowel?
    A: The letter "I". It is always in the midst of noise

    Q: What way are the letter "A" and "noon" alike?
    A: Both of them are in the middle of the "day".

    Q: Why is "U" the happiest letter?
    A: Because it is in the middle of "fun".

    Q: What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
    A: Alphabet = (26 letters)

    Q: What relatives are dependent on "you"?
    A: Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need "U".

    Q: What is the end of everything?
    A: The letter "g".

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