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New Job Interview Technique

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  • This topic has 8 replies, 9 voices, and was last updated 1 year ago by jeremiahjake.
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  • January 21, 2009 at 4:36 am #23212
    ramsha
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    Take the prospective employee and put him in a room with only a table and two chairs. Leave him alone for two hours, without any instruction. At the end of that time, go back and see what he is doing.

    If he has taken the table apart, put him in Engineering.
    If he is counting the butts in the ashtray, assign him to Finance.
    If he is waving his arms and talking out loud, send him to Consulting.
    If he is talking to the chairs, Personnel is a good spot for him.
    If he is sleeping, he is Management material.
    If he is writing up the experience, send him to the Technical Documentation team.
    If he doesn’t even look up when you enter the room, assign him to Security.
    If he tries to tell you it’s not as bad as it looks, put him into Marketing.
    If he is wearing green sunglasses and need a haircut, Software is his niche.
    If he mentions what a good price we got for the table and chairs, send him to Purchasing.
    If he mentions that hardwood furniture does not come from rainforests, Public Relations will suit him well.

    April 16, 2014 at 1:01 pm #165443
    Anonymous
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    If he tries to tell you it’s not as bad as it looks, put him into Marketing.

    August 15, 2014 at 2:10 pm #190390
    latoyah
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    If he is sleeping, he is Management material. DWL!!

    February 8, 2018 at 7:43 pm #435994
    etta20
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    If he is counting the butts in the ashtry,assign him to finance.

    March 8, 2018 at 11:57 am #441401
    jane21august
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    Ha Ha Ha

    March 14, 2018 at 12:31 pm #442576
    eldin12
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    if he is sleeping, he is management material. hahaha….

    August 22, 2018 at 10:10 am #468838
    littlemissaccountant16
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    If he has weird thoughts, he is creative I guess.

    April 25, 2019 at 10:38 pm #514161
    aliahmed1994
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    I really don’t care about the joke, I’m just wondering, it has been more than 10 years. Where is Ramsha now?

    May 6, 2019 at 2:21 pm #515095
    jeremiahjake
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    LOL!!!

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