How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If it really needed changing, market forces would have caused it to happen.
How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?
"In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii, dealing exactly with this issue."
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
How many stockbrokers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
None. If it really needed changing, market forces would have caused it to happen.
How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?
"In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii, dealing exactly with this issue."
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
How many stockbrokers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
