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  • February 10, 2009 at 3:31 am #24051
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    How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
    None. If it really needed changing, market forces would have caused it to happen.

    How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?
    "In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii, dealing exactly with this issue."

    How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
    Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.

    How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
    Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.

    How many stockbrokers does it take to change a light bulb?
    Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it’s already burned out).

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