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Depreciation

Forums › Accounting jokes forums › Depreciation

  • This topic has 2 replies, 3 voices, and was last updated 8 years ago by donaldmashonganyika.
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  • April 4, 2012 at 10:04 am #52111
    michaelbirungi
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    A prominent business man (but not that educated) wanted a Financial consultant to help him with books of account, reporting and making tax returns. so he had to search for the best luckly he got one. With in a month the Financial consultant was done with the work and was ready for a presentation to the BOD, smartly dressed he took them through the statement. At the end of the presentation the businnessman loudly asked where the Consultant was taking his money he called depreciation and provision for Debtors; promised not to pay him till he pays back the depreciation and provision for Debtors money. Angrily the Businessman chased the Consultant and called in his houseboy to check what the consultant did because he knows how to count money, royal and has never cheated him. i wonder what language the consultant should have used for his presentation??

    November 30, 2016 at 6:05 am #352503
    abubakarharuna
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    Hahaha so interesting.

    January 10, 2017 at 2:56 pm #365942
    donaldmashonganyika
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    kwaaaah

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