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Dawn Break

Forums › Accounting jokes forums › Dawn Break

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  • July 15, 2009 at 2:34 am #20181
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    Two vampires were standing in their caves, with only five minutes to dawn, when one of the vampires cried out "thats it. i cant take it any more. i must get something to drink. i need some blood". The other vampire said "are you completely insane??!! It’s only five minutes to dawn. You’ll die!!" The other vampire said "I dont care. I’m getting something to eat". And with that, he was gone. Then five minutes later, the vampire returned with blood dripping all down his face. The vampire was completely shocked. He said "how did you do that??!!" The vampire replied
    "you see that bridge??"
    "yeah".
    "you see that wall??"
    "yeah".
    "you see that tree??"
    "yeah".
    "I didnt". 😥

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