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couple of jokes

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  • This topic has 9 replies, 10 voices, and was last updated 10 months ago by AvatarMedKing.
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  • June 30, 2011 at 12:34 pm #49214
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    The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, “Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?”

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    What does CPA stand for? Can’t Produce Anything

    March 10, 2012 at 2:08 pm #85721
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    😀

    March 27, 2012 at 6:27 am #85722
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    L0L!!accounting is so into blood 😛

    April 4, 2012 at 10:34 pm #85723
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    wow so fascinating……

    February 19, 2013 at 1:44 pm #118244
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    very funny…loved your interpretation of CPA…hahaha! wonder what they say ACCA stands for.

    April 10, 2013 at 1:33 pm #122105
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    hahahaha you gotta love accounting..Once its in your system never will it disappear.

    May 26, 2013 at 2:53 pm #127229
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    LOL good one !

    August 22, 2018 at 10:23 am #468839
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    Could Possibly Achieve? Lol

    September 19, 2018 at 5:20 pm #475254
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    i didnt get the joke

    June 9, 2025 at 7:53 pm #717846
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    This is hilarious ?

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