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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t? Depreciation.
What’s the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.
What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.
What’s the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him.
What’s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? The accountant knows he is boring.
Why did the accountant stare at his glass of orange juice for three hours? Because on the box it said Concentrate.
What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost.
When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise.
Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work.
How does an accountant make a bold fashion statement? He wears his grey suit instead of the blue.
And my husband’s personal favorite accounting joke is…..
If an accountant’s wife can’t get to sleep, what does she say? "Tell me about work today, dear." 😈
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