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Accountant's Joke

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  • This topic has 3 replies, 4 voices, and was last updated 12 years ago by chishimba.
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  • March 11, 2013 at 12:31 pm #119634
    stuartmathsn
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    An Accountant saw a job advert in the local paper.

    ACCOUNTANT NEEDED £35,000-£45,000

    So he rang them….& said the answer was -£10,000

    March 11, 2013 at 1:01 pm #119636
    alhassankamara
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    There is this accounting student studying while a thief is passing by the thief heard the student saying cash @ bank Le 10,000 cash in hand Le 5,000 the thief forcefully break the door in and said i dont want the cash @ bank but i want all the cash in hand.

    May 26, 2013 at 2:54 pm #127230
    cristina85
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    he he !!!

    June 1, 2013 at 9:22 pm #128168
    chishimba
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    crazy

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