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Accountant at doctor’s clinic

Forums › Accounting jokes forums › Accountant at doctor’s clinic

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    An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night."

    "Have you tried counting sheep?"

    "That’s the problem – I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it." 😀

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