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A Poem

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  • March 13, 2009 at 1:59 pm #26202
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    In the journal paper of my heart,
    I have written a journal entry.
    Debiting your love and your affection.

    Darling you write the narration,
    Your first love, I had already adjusted
    On the ledger-folio column,
    Any way our relations are true assets

    On double-entry system In addition,
    our love is true real and tangible
    You debit-what comes in,
    I credit-what goes out.

    Your beauty is the capital of business.
    My eyes are stock in trade.
    Let us enter into transaction,
    You secretly give me a trade discount,
    I openly give you a cash discount
    And thus my partner, Our trading and
    profit-loss account will show super profit

    My dear let us reconcile,
    all our errors and total the
    trial balance of our affairs
    arithmetically without maintaining
    any suspense account.

    In the balance sheet of our
    life Our children will be our
    true assets and liabilities!

    If they are boys, they will be our sundry debtors
    If they are girls, they will be our sundry creditors

    But if we have a boy and a girl,
    Our balance sheet will tally automatically!

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