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2+2= ?

Forums › Accounting jokes forums › 2+2= ?

  • This topic has 31 replies, 2 voices, and was last updated 2 years ago by AvatarAnonymous.
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  • March 31, 2011 at 8:16 pm #47945
    Avatarmrfaizankhan
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    There once was a business owner who was interviewing people for a division manager position. He decided to select the individual that could answer the question “how much is 2+2=?”
    The engineer pulled out his slide rule and shuffled it back and forth, and finally announced, “It lies between 3.98 and 4.02”.
    The mathematician said, “In two hours I can demonstrate it equals 4 with the following short proof.”
    The physicist declared, “It’s in the magnitude of 1×101.”
    The logician paused for a long while and then said, “This problem is solvable.”
    The social worker said, “I don’t know the answer, but I a glad that we discussed this important question.
    The attorney stated, “In the case of Svenson vs. the State, 2+2 was declared to be 4.”
    The trader asked, “Are you buying or selling?”
    The accountant looked at the business owner, then got out of his chair, went to see if anyone was listening at the door and pulled the drapes. Then he returned to the business owner, leaned across the desk and said in a low voice, “What would you like it to be?”

    April 1, 2011 at 11:01 am #80550
    Avataransi
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    :D:D
    PERFECT ! thanks!

    March 21, 2012 at 3:28 pm #80551
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    great!

    March 24, 2012 at 9:45 pm #80552
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    good one!

    March 25, 2012 at 7:43 pm #80553
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    #hahahhaa

    March 27, 2012 at 6:23 am #80554
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    l0l!hahahahh

    April 15, 2012 at 8:38 am #80555
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    amazing..

    May 2, 2012 at 6:13 pm #80556
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    hahahahaa…

    June 28, 2012 at 10:49 am #80557
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    2+2=5

    June 28, 2012 at 3:06 pm #80558
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    love this joke……..

    June 29, 2012 at 8:20 am #80559
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    thanks

    July 1, 2012 at 10:07 am #80560
    Avatarchicazeez
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    lol! What’re u tryin to say? That an accountant can make $2+$2=$4m?

    July 18, 2012 at 8:20 am #80561
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    thats a nice one

    July 19, 2012 at 1:55 pm #80562
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    hahahaha!! thats gud one!

    August 13, 2012 at 5:36 pm #80563
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    Perception about accountant !!

    January 17, 2013 at 8:02 pm #113828
    Avatarel0077
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    really nice
    thanks!

    January 21, 2013 at 1:00 pm #114132
    Avatarm1n2b3v
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    have you copy pasted my posted joke?……..lol//

    March 28, 2013 at 5:39 pm #120916
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    Lol!!!! creative accounting Issues that was a gud one.

    May 23, 2013 at 5:20 am #126800
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    yeah.. i love to be an accountant..
    you can lie with legally.
    LOL

    May 26, 2013 at 2:13 am #127191
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    thats was a good one,,,ahahahahaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    May 26, 2013 at 2:47 pm #127226
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    lol…is a good one !why do we study all this Ethics and Coprorate Governnace …at the end …..2+2 can equal anything he he he !

    May 27, 2013 at 3:55 pm #127349
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    this joke ease exam stress i like it

    June 15, 2013 at 2:36 pm #132328
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    is equal to 4

    June 17, 2013 at 2:48 pm #132571
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    That’s crazy…… And true

    April 14, 2018 at 6:45 am #446621
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    nice

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