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Court Witness of accountants

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  • November 27, 2009 at 6:50 am #37070
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    😳 It came at a time when an accountant was asked by the prosecutor to identify his witness in the dock. The prosecutor repeated five times but the accountant failled to respond and mentioned he had no witness. The Judge pleaded with the Acct and warned him that having identified the witness he would be pardoned from prosecution. It was in vain untill when the Judge asked him about his SIGNATURE on the forged cheque. "Be honest to your jobs" It takes an accountant’s signature to complete every transaction. 😳

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