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  • July 3, 2009 at 3:01 am #29701
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    A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

    Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.

    He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?”

    The man said, “Yeah, I’ve come to activate your phone lines.”

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