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- July 3, 2009 at 3:36 am #26652
IN PRISON
You spend the majority of
your time in an 8?X10? cell.AT WORK
You spend most of your
time in a 6?X8? cubic..IN PRISON
You get three meals a day (free).AT WORK
You only get a break for one meal and
probably have to pay for it yourself .IN PRISON
You get time off for good behavior.AT WORK
You get rewarded for good
behavior with more WORK.IN PRISON
A guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..AT WORK
You must carry around a security card
and unlock open all the doors yourself.IN PRISON
You can watch TV and play games.AT WORK
you get fired for watching TV and
playing games. Or u won’t get a chance.IN PRISON
They allow your family and
friends to visit.AT WORK
You can not even speak
to your family and friends.IN PRISON
All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.AT WORK
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work
and then they deduct taxes
from your salary to pay for the prisoners.Hmm?
So what are you waiting for..
Kill your Manager 😈
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