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Job Applicants

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  • February 10, 2009 at 3:38 am #24052
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    Jones applied to a finance agency for a job, but he had no experience. He was so intense that the manager gave him a tough account with the promise that if he collected it, he’d get the job.
    Two hours later, Jones came back with the entire amount. "Amazing!" the manager said. "How did you do it?"
    "Easy," Jones replied. "I told him if he didn’t pay up, I’d tell all his other creditors he paid us."
    😆

    A man applied for a job as an Accountant. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor. As soon as the man was alone, he stepped into an empty hallway and opened the envelope. Inside, a message read: "You’re our kind of person. Report to the fifth floor Personnel Office."

    An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No."
    The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught." 😆

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