Sleeping on the job

Things to Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
1."They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

2."This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

3."I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

4."This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

5."I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"

6."Actually I’m doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

7."I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."

8."Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

9."The coffee machine is broken…."

10."Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot."

11."Boy that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!"

12."I wasn’t sleeping; I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."