A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee….. On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?" "No" replied the trainee. "It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!" The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?" "No!" replied the Managing Director angrily. "Thank God!" replied the trainee and put the phone down….. 😉