Things to Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
1."They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
2."This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
3."I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
4."This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
5."I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
6."Actually I’m doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
7."I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."
8."Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
9."The coffee machine is broken…."
10."Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot."
11."Boy that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!"
12."I wasn’t sleeping; I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
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