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    An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the left costs $500." "Why does that parrot cost so much?" asks the accountant. "Well," replies the owner, "it knows how to do complex audits." "How much does the middle parrot cost?" asks the accountant. "That one costs $1,000 because it can do everything the first one can do plus it knows how to prepare financial forecasts". The startled accountant asks about the third parrot, to be told it costs $4,000. Needless to say, this begs the question, "What can it do?" To which the owner replies "To be honest, I’ve never seen him do a darn thing, but the other two call him Senior Partner." :D


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    lolzzzzzz


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    sharon1507
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    he’s indeed the senior one…lol :)


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    hahahah just imagine these parrots sitting in a top to bottom order…n when the senior parrot shits…it definitely makes a mess to the lower 1s :P


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    :)


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    Thats funny!


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    Very Nice.. :)
    @ Tyna, Jokes Apart, They actually do. Get the new assignments, Strategic Meetings, Reports Sign off, Delivery Meetings. Its their responsibility afterall amongst the clients.


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    justcute
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    LOL….I like that


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    soyenka
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    the third was the*
    engagement partner


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    letsdothis
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    hahahaha…very funny.


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    millcent
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    kikiki


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    a darm senior parrot indeed


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    Lol, this is very good,men


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    bkamara65
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    The first parrot is the Audit Senior, the second is the Audit Supervisor and the third of course the Senior Partner.


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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


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    Like It


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    diamondx
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    LOL


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    miira neechan123
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    OMG. hahahaha.

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